Rock and Roll Rail Road


No Monkeys on the Train 
There’s a special train only animals ride
The conductor has a rule, “no monkeys inside”
No monkeys, on my train
But at the first stop to let the zebras on
Ten monkeys hopped in right off the lawn
Ten monkeys, on the train
At the second stop for the rhinos wait
Ten more monkeys jumped the gate
Twenty monkeys, on the train
The giraffe got one board
at stop number three ten more monkeys swung off a tree
Thirty monkeys, on the train
Rolling up to where the penguins stay
Ten monkeys slid on and hid away
Forty monkeys, on the train
Let us in the Lions’ roared
Ten more monkeys jumped on board
Fifty monkeys, on the train
Fifty monkeys jumped right out
When the conductor started to shout
No monkeys, on my train
No monkeys, on my train
Five, ten, fifteen runaway monkeys
Twenty, twenty-five, thirty runaway monkeys
Forty, forty- five, fifty runaway monkeys
No more monkeys, on the train

Thomas
I have a friend who wears a happy face
He likes to rock & roll all over the place
Big and blue, shiny and bright
He’s dependable and does what’s right
What's his name?
What's his name?
What's his name?
Watch him roll on down the line
Sir Toppum Hat is the controller for
All his friends that live in Sodor
Henry, Gordon, Percy and James
If you love the stories you know the name
What's his name?
What's his name?
What's his name?
Watch him roll on down the line


Click, clack, click, clack
Click, clack, click, clack
Click, clack, click, clack
Click, clack, click, clack
What's his name?
What's his name?
What's his name?
Watch him roll on down the line


Click, clack, click, clack
Click, clack, click, clack
Click, clack, click, clack
Click, clack, click, clack

Railroad Sounds
Listen to the railroad sounds
Listen to the railroad sounds
Every station across the nation
Listen to the railroad sounds
The conductor cries, all aboard
The conductor cries, all aboard
The conductor cries, all aboard
Early in the morning
Listen to the railroad sounds
Listen to the railroad sounds
Every station across the nation
Listen to the railroad sounds
The steam engine hisses, shhhhh-shhhhh
The steam engine hisses, shhhhh-shhhhh
The steam engine hisses, shhhhh-shhhhh
Early in the morning
Listen to the railroad sounds
Listen to the railroad sounds
Every station across the nation
Listen to the railroad sounds
The whistle blow, toot- toot
The whistle blow, toot- toot
The whistle blow, toot- toot
Early in the morning
Listen to the railroad sounds
Listen to the railroad sounds
Every station across the nation
Listen to the railroad sounds
Cars on the train say, clang-clang
Cars on the train say, clang-clang
Cars on the train say, clang-clang
Early in the morning

The Hogwarts Express
On the first of September pack your books,
your owl and all the rest
Bring your wand and meet your friends,
on the Hogwarts Express
It’s big and red and beautiful
Sitting at Kings Crossing Station
Our magical railroad journey
To Hogsmead, our destination
Off to another year a wizard school
working hard with little rest
Look for the cart with tasty treats
Pumpkin pasties and the best!
On the first of September pack your books,
your owl and all the rest
Bring your wand and meet your friends,
on the Hogwarts Express
I heard a famous wizard
Once road inside this train
He defeated “you know who”
So our way of life remains
On the first of September pack your books,
your owl and all the rest
Bring your wand and meet your friends,
on the Hogwarts Express
Hogwarts Express
Hogwarts Express

The Rock and Roll Train
I’m the rock and roll train hear my sound


I just pulled in to your home town
Pack up your instruments and climb aboard
It’s time to jam with me and play some chords
Bring your drumsticks it’s time to play
Bring your drumsticks it’s time to play
Bring your drumsticks it’s time to play
I’m the rock and roll train, hear me say…
Bring your guitar it’s time to play
Bring your guitar it’s time to play
Bring your guitar it’s time to play
The rock and roll train departs today
Bring your bass it’s time to play
Bring your bass it’s time to play
Bring your bass it’s time to play
I’m the rock and roll train, hear me say…
Bring your piano it’s time to play
Bring your piano it’s time to play
Bring your piano it’s time to play
I’m the rock and roll train, hear me say…
Bring your saxophone it’s time to play
Bring your saxophone it’s time to play
Bring your saxophone it’s time to play
I’m the rock and roll train, hear me say…
Join the band it’s time to jam!
Join the band it’s time to jam!
Join the band it’s time to jam!
I’m the rock and roll train, that’s who I am!

The Ghost Train
Don’t stay out late tonight
Are you might get an awful fright
Stay away from the terror tracks
Or you might not live to make it back
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
Rolling all night long and disappearing at the break of dawn
After midnight you can hear the sound
As lost lonely hobos ride through town
Feel the rumble, click and clack
Of the flying Dutchman of the railroad tracks
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
Rolling all night long and disappearing at the break of dawn
It all began one stormy night
When the bridge went out before daylight
The engineer had no time to act
Is this story a legend or is it fact
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
Rolling all night long and disappearing at the break of dawn
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
The Ghost Train – Whoo!
Rolling all night long and disappearing at the break of dawn

Sitting at the Station
Here I am sitting at the station
Here I am sitting at the station
Here I am sitting at the station while I’m waiting for the train
I’m getting bored but I hate to complain
I could read a book sitting at the station
I could read a book sitting at the station
I could read a book sitting at the station while I’m waiting for the train
I’m getting bored but I hate to complain
I could count the people sitting at the station
I could count the people sitting at the station
I could count the people sitting at the station while I’m waiting for the train
I’m getting bored but I hate to complain
I could play a game sitting at the station
I could play a game sitting at the station
I could play a game sitting at the station while I’m waiting for the train
I’m getting bored but I hate to complain
I could listen to my music sitting at the station
I could listen to my music sitting at the station
I could listen to my music sitting at the station while I’m waiting for the train
I’m getting bored but I hate to complain
I could take a nap sitting at the station
I could take a nap sitting at the station
I could take a nap sitting at the station while I’m waiting for the train
I’m getting bored but I hate to complain

Who Graffitied Me?
It was a very happy day for engine #9
It was his first day out on the line
Big and red, shiny and bright
Until something late that night
He was in the roundhouse fast asleep
After a hard day running, never heard a peep
But when the daylight came he woke to find
graffiti artist tarnished his shine
Who graffitied me?
Who graffitied me?
I don’t understand
What did I do to deserve this spray paint tattoo?
Who graffitied me?
He lost his sparkle, he was sacred
So he asked the old timer out in the yard
Who could be so mean and commit this crime
And the old engine said, “Son, it happens all time”
They might repaint you since you’re brand new
But it’s too late for me I’m red,  black and blue
The freight cars have it worse take a look outside
Hear the sorrow of the ones that cry
Who graffitied me?
Who graffitied me?
I don’t understand
What did I do to deserve this spray paint tattoo?
Who graffitied me?
By now you guessed this tale is fiction
But if that train had a brain he would be wishing
For a chance to show vandals, right away
What it feels like to hear them say…
Who graffitied me?
Who graffitied me?
I don’t understand
What did I do to deserve this spray paint tattoo?
Who graffitied me?

The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
Peter the porter is a people person
Proudly a Pullman, perfectly
He loves to please and pamper patrons
Packing their possessions patiently
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
It’s fun to find out what they all do here
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
Carl the conductor cares for the customers
Crossing every club car to caboose
Counting coupons, calling to the crowd
Carefully checking while we chug and cruise
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
It’s fun to find out what they all do here
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
Eddie the engineer enters the engine
Everyday at evening at eleven-thirty
Everything‘s efficient and excellent everywhere,
Eddie estimates no emergencies!
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
It’s fun to find out what they all do here
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer
It’s fun to find out what they all do here
The Porter, Conductor and the Engineer

Counting Freight Cars
At the railroad crossing, sitting in the van
Counting the freight cars just because I can
1-2-3, watch them go
4-5-6, very slow
7-8-9, too much time
10 cars in a line
At the railroad crossing, sitting in the van
Counting the freight cars just because I can
10-20-30, watch them go
40-50-60, so very slow
70-80-90, way too much time
100 cars in a big long line
At the railroad crossing, sitting in the van
Counting the freight cars just because I can
100-200-300, watch them go
400-500-600, so super slow
700-800-900, it’s no use!!!
Wait a minute here comes the caboose!
No more railroad crossing, sitting in the van
Counting the freight cars just because I can